{"id":2399,"date":"2014-12-26T12:54:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T18:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/?p=2399"},"modified":"2014-12-26T12:54:10","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T18:54:10","slug":"nose-to-the-grindstone-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/?p=2399","title":{"rendered":"Nose to the Grindstone &#038; Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NewBook is growing nicely, at 210 pages, moving right along every time I sit down to it,\u00a0 so I think we need a contest to end this year and start the next.\u00a0 <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>You know there are lifeboats in it.\u00a0\u00a0 And that people usually like to name whatever boats are holding them up out of the wet.\u00a0\u00a0 So, let&#8217;s have a lifeboat naming contest.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Four lifeboats need names.\u00a0\u00a0 They are inflatables with canopies; they do not have rudders or motors, but do have oars.\u00a0\u00a0 The people in them include those who have sailed or used motorboats (on lakes, rivers, inshore and offshore waters&#8211;experience variable from one individual to another) and those who have never been on water&#8211;and none of them have cold-open-ocean experience.\u00a0 So&#8230;what will they name the lifeboats?<\/p>\n<p>As usual, entries will be assigned a number and a random drawing will determine the winners.\u00a0 You may enter four times (one name for one boat&#8211;number your lifeboat choice.)\u00a0 The prize?\u00a0 Winners&#8217; lifeboat names will be in the book.\u00a0\u00a0 So there might be four different winners, one for LB-1, one for LB-2, etc.\u00a0 or there might be fewer winners.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all up to the random number generator except for one thing:\u00a0 names I really-really-really hate won&#8217;t be included (that would be names I think would be considered obscene or seriously disgusting by most readers including Editor&#8211;though I agree real survivors might well name their lifeboat F-word-something or some racial\/gender\/ etc insult)\u00a0 and those individuals will be notified and offered a chance to enter another name.<\/p>\n<p>Post your suggestions, one lifeboat name (designated as #1, #2, #3, #4.)\u00a0 That way I can make four lists, each to be randomized separately.<\/p>\n<p>This was a longer and more interesting post before a power outage&#8230;.and I desperately need a nap now, so you&#8217;re stuck with just the tail end of the previous one.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NewBook is growing nicely, at 210 pages, moving right along every time I sit down to it,\u00a0 so I think we need a contest to end this year and start the next.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,5],"tags":[116,107],"class_list":["post-2399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contest","category-the-writing-life","tag-contest","tag-the-writing-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2400,"href":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399\/revisions\/2400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paksworld.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}